Mon 01 February 2016
Everyone should know what to do in an emergency. Start training your kids when they can walk and talk. It does no good to scare them senseless: do not dwell on particulars.
I advocate the Giant Duck Emergency Preparedness System.
Why giant ducks? Why not? They have the distinct advantage of not currently being real. (They used to be real. If you have a budding paleontologist in your family, you could tell them about Bullockornis, the Demon Duck of Doom.) (Or not.)
In any situation, the same advice applies:
- Get out of danger.
- Get help.
- Help other people, as long …